..and his man bun.
Shane is my spirit animal.
Something to think about on a rainy day…
6 Ways to Fail at Being a 20 Something Lesbian
1. Don’t go out on your free days. Nope, how bout’ you just stay in and lurk pretty ladies’ OKCupid profiles. But don’t message them, though. Not like they’d respond; and you’re definitely insightful enough to predict this. Oh, and also make sure you pick the worst OKC profile picture for yourself. This way, when a lurkee checks out her past visitors, she’ll pass you up without a second thought.
2. Totally think that cute girl at Starbucks is checking you out and not just waving to a friend standing right behind you. How about you even wave at this girl and give her your best come-hither look. She’s definitely won’t be creeped out by this.
3. You’re going on a date! Awesome! Now, it’s very important that you psych yourself out prior to this lovely date so by the time you actually see this girl, you’re more nervous than a perfectionist student before a final exam.